Sorry I Blinked

What's the over/under on ACORN indictments for May?

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gZZ3D6NxAwmyoQXFxyrt1A8z2JJAD981JI4G1

Guess Who is Back in the News?

Our old friends from ACORN have graced us with their company once more.
http://www.kvbc.com/Global/story.asp?S=10298977

Excellent Analysis of Obama and the Politics of Crowds

It was no accident that the white working class was the last segment of the population to sign up for the Obama journey. Their hesitancy was not about race. They were men and women of practicality; they distrusted oratory, they could see through the falseness of the solidarity offered by this campaign.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122533157015082889.html

The Ass Kissing Continues

I am so old.

I said I am so old.

No really, I am so old.

How old are you?

Thank you. Sorry I woke you but thank you very much. I am so old I can remember when Letterman was funny. No, really. He was. He was.

I am so old I can remember when Leno was funny.

I am so old I can remember when Bill Maher was funny.

Can you remember when Conan was funny?

No, I can't remember that.

Letterman is a heavyweight who stayed far past his prime and it is now painful for his old fans to watch him wobble on his feet. Like Bill Maher and Chris Rock, Dave has successfully transitioned from comedian to sycophant. The pay is better, to say nothing of job security.

HEY DAVE! DOES IT REALLY TASTE LIKE PEANUT BUTTER?

Horny Elitist Broads

"THE VIEW" REDUX

I had trouble embedding this vid so I apologize for taking you offsite. Be sure and return just as soon as you watch the vid. Don't dawdle. We are watching you and taking notes.
http://www.clamshare.com/v/249_the_biased_view_-_obama_and_mccain_compared

First Three Dot Column

Media is plural of medium. I am no liguist but I cringe when people use it as a singular noun...Double cringe when they say medias...Maximum respect to Chairman Barney Frank for re-opening online poker possibilities. The setback of the online poker industry shows us what a bunch of phonies the Republicans really are. All that chatter about smaller government and personal freedom. Just chatter...Memo to Fourth Estate: As Mexican drug narco-violence moves north please refrain from assigning even a shred of blame to the prohibitionists. We can always count on you...Would you kiss Obama's backside for $5,000,000? If you said yes, you would undercut Keith Olbermann by a third...Am I the only fan who wants waterboarding to be elevated to an Olympic Event? Where is our sport's Michael Phelps? We could bring Madden out of retirement for the color commentary. Hey, it beats diving...Speaking of the Olympics,if Chicago gets the berth, will dead people vote in gymnastic events?...Tony Rezko was moved to an undisclosed Chicago jail that was more to his liking in February. The fact that he awaits sentencing in relative comfort suggests he is singing to the Feds. I doubt if Patti Blagojevich is the only recipient of largesse who has trouble sleeping these days...Has anyone else sent a resume to the Chicago hospital with the flexible attendance policy that paid Michelle Obama $300k+? What do you mean they eliminated the position?...What brand does Obama smoke? If you said Newport, you might be a racial profiler...Speaking of the evil leaf, don't you think Obama could win over the NASCAR crowd if he switched from smoke to chew? Run it by Axelrod...Is Bill Clinton really going to fill Justice Souter's seat?...My sources tell me the Queen digs her Ipod...Has Obama announced which tea party he will attend on the 4th?

Bernard Goldberg on C-SPAN 3

I don't see how anyone with even a slightly open mind can watch this and not be deeply disturbed. Maybe if the media stacked the deck for my guy, I would be happy. But I hope not. Yes, I want to win, but I don't want the umpires to fix the outcome. Then again, I don't drink Kool Aid.

BERNARD GOLDBERG SPEAKS THE TRUTH!