I am so old.
I said I am so old.
No really, I am so old.
How old are you?
Thank you. Sorry I woke you but thank you very much. I am so old I can remember when Letterman was funny. No, really. He was. He was.
I am so old I can remember when Leno was funny.
I am so old I can remember when Bill Maher was funny.
Can you remember when Conan was funny?
No, I can't remember that.
Letterman is a heavyweight who stayed far past his prime and it is now painful for his old fans to watch him wobble on his feet. Like Bill Maher and Chris Rock, Dave has successfully transitioned from comedian to sycophant. The pay is better, to say nothing of job security.
HEY DAVE! DOES IT REALLY TASTE LIKE PEANUT BUTTER?
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