Superficiality Over Substance
Usually one refers to style over substance but superficiality
includes all things style related and it also includes those matters
that are not of human invention. If one wishes to assign preferential
treatment to physical characteristics, one is rewarding
superficiality, not style.
We also note that some of what is being said here overlaps with
Sentiment vs. Reason. The two struggles are neither synonymous nor
mutually exclusive. Sentiment favors superficiality and reason favors
substance—physical evidence, factual knowledge, rational discourse,
and logic.
I was a small child, not sure what age, when I questioned the
merits of celebrity endorsements. Sure, it made some sense that
baseball players would endorse bats or gloves and Ted Williams, the
consummate angler, would also promote fishing rods. But even then I
was not willing to dismiss Zebco or Shakespeare or some off-brand
lacking a high-priced shill. Way back when, I preferred left brained
methods of persuasion.
Whereas I advocate for substance in matters of import, I am not so
style deaf as to miss the advantages of securing the right product
spokesman. Jon Hamm is the perfect Mercedes-Benz voice-over. After
all, Jon Hamm IS Don Draper, television's version of Jay Gatsby in
all of his mysterious elegance. Would the Mercedes stockholders be
better served by a McCain supporter—Wilfred Brimley or Pat Boone or
Chuck Norris? I think not. Jon Hamm is the perfect pitchman and if I
were Don Draper I would probably support Barack Obama if only to keep
up appearances.
It makes sense that Kim Kardashian is on a package of cosmetic
items because she knows a thing or two about looking good. It makes
sense that Jay-Z might endorse a telephone because he probably places
a premium on audio resolution and technical reliability. And Adam
Levine suffered and prevailed over the heartache of acne, so of
course his imprimatur is well worth considering. But when hordes of
celebrities endorse a political candidate based on the belief that he
is metaphysically different from the rest of humanity and roughly one
out of six adults are illiterate, we are on the fast track to
Jonestown.
Many of us subscribe to a conspiracy of ignorance but we point our
fingers at different culprits. George Carlin famously blamed
capitalists who in his view had a vested interest in cultivating a
stupid consumer base. I disagree.
American industry would love to have a strong native talent pool.
Unfortunately, WalMart does not run our public schools. We know who
runs the show and who has the vested interest in actively promoting
ignorance. They reaped the benefits in 2008 and again in 2012.
Let me refer you to Wikipedia's Copyright Policy. Per their
instructions I am providing the pertinent URLs. At any rate, I should
be covered by fair use privilege as one cannot adequately discuss a
snapshot without displaying the snapshot in question.
The usual caveats. Wikipedia is about ninety per cent accurate but
we are not performing brain surgery. In this case it's a hurricane
and I will leave it to the experts to name and categorize the storm.
We don't require a meteorologist to recognize the direction of the
turbulence. From Wikipedia's list of 2008 and 2012 Obama supporters,
one glaring inclusion is Bob Dylan, whom we will discuss shortly. For
our purposes the scale and scope of the discussion is served by
Wikipedia with whatever details they might have flubbed.
Before we pass judgment on the Jonestown cheerleaders let us
acknowledge that some Obama supporters might be acting in their own
rational self interest. It might seem foolish (and reckless and
counter to the very best of American principles) to attend a
$35,000/head Obama fundraiser. To those who aspire to be one of the
Beautiful People in all of that group's perks and benefits, to have
one's name swirled in the crème de la crème of the overclass, it is
a small price to pay.
Do remember that Barack Obama is an enduring fashion accessory. In
a subculture that values pricey status symbols, there is no faster
route up the social staircase than an endorsement of “The One.”
Some of the listed actors might have supported Barack Obama just
to preserve their livelihood. This was crucial for NBC employees.
General Electric, NBC's former parent company, had a long list for
Santa Claus. They wanted to continue their lucrative defense
contracts. They wanted to expand their wind turbine operations. They
didn't want to pay no stinkin taxes and they wanted the Department of
Justice to approve their sale of NBC Universal to Comcast.
That last favor was the big ticket item. Comcast would ultimately
shell out in excess of $30 billion for NBC Universal. To curry favor
with the Obama Administration, NBC blended politics into the
entertainment mix. They committed all NBC news outlets to promoting a
pro-Obama agenda. In so doing, they ramped up the partisanship at
MSNBC to Pravda levels playing fast and loose with basic facts. For
twenty four hours a day MSNBC would relentlessly attack Obama's
enemies, his rivals, his critics and anyone who might slightly
disagree with him. In the Obama era I can only remember one NBC
journalist—Rick Santelli at CNBC—who broke ranks and he quickly
toned it down.
$30 billion is a lot of clams and it was worth it to GE to promote
a poorly-rated cable channel that would please the administration.
You can bet NBC Entertainment got the memo. So let us not be too
harsh on Lorne Michaels or Jimmy Fallon or Tina Fey for their
subservience. Pimp Daddy Jeffrey Immelt ran a tight ship.
Wikipedia lists 54 entertainers—actors, actresses, musicians,
screenwriters and directors—who endorsed John McCain in 2008. The
same source lists 195 actors and actresses alone who endorsed Barack
Obama. But what McCain lacked in quantity, he made up for with...no
he didn't!
Let us examine the busload of McCain supporters.
wikipedia
.org/wiki/List_of_John_McCain_presidential_campaign_endorsements,_2008>
Entertainers[edit]
María Conchita Alonso, actress[111]
Stephen Baldwin, actor[112]
Pat Boone, singer[113]
Powers Boothe, actor[114]
Wilford Brimley, actor[115]
Jerry Bruckheimer, producer[113]
James Caan, actor[113]
Dean Cain, actor[113]
Adam Carolla, comedian, television and radio host[116]
Lacey Chabert, actress[116]
Jon Cryer, actor[113]
Daddy Yankee (Ramon Ayala), musician[117][118]
Charlie Daniels, musician[119]
Robert Davi, actor[120]
Robert Duvall, actor[113]
Clint Eastwood, actor and director[121]
Erik Estrada, actor[122]
Joe Eszterhas, screenwriter[123]
Lou Ferrigno, actor and bodybuilder[124]
Kelsey Grammer, actor[125]
Lee Greenwood, musician, often performed "God Bless the USA"
at McCain/Palin rallies[126]
Angie Harmon, actress[127]
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, co-host of The View[128]
Patricia Heaton, actress[113]
Victoria Jackson, comedian[129]
Lorenzo Lamas, actor[113]
Blackie Lawless, musician[130]
Gerald McRaney, actor[113]
Dennis Miller, comedian[131]
Heidi Montag, Hollywood figure[132]
Craig T. Nelson, actor[113]
George Newbern, actor[113]
Chuck Norris, actor[133]
Ted Nugent, hard rock guitarist[134]
Gail O'Grady, actress[113]
John Ondrasik, singer[135]
Joe Perry, guitarist for Aerosmith[136]
John Ratzenberger, actor[137]
John Rich, musician[138]
Shauna Sand, actress[139]
Tom Selleck, actor[140]
Gary Sinise, actor[113]
Kevin Sorbo, actor[113]
Sylvester Stallone, actor[141]
Connie Stevens, actress[142]
Rip Torn, actor[140]
Cowboy Troy, musician[143]
Janine Turner, actress and author[144]
Dick Van Patten, actor[145]
Jon Voight, actor[146]
Hank Williams, Jr. musician, often performed at McCain/Palin
rallies[147]
Gretchen Wilson, musician, often performed at McCain/Palin
rallies[126]
James Woods, actor[148]
David Zucker, director[116]
There is something to be said for getting Methuselah on one's side
but when you outlive your audience, it might limit your political
clout. Wilford Brimley played a geezer in the 1980's and there was a
time when he could have mustered the Depends crowd. So too, there was
a time when he could have parlayed his status as pitchman for Liberty
Medical to deliver the brittle diabetic vote but that was eons ago
and I am afraid the sun might have set on Wilford's power base.
Of
course, McCain got Pat Boone's endorsement. That's got to be five or
six votes right there. And Rip Torn, probably twice that number. Dick
Van Patten? Eight is close enough. And of course Chuck Norris fought
gallantly to capture the dimwit bloc, but Obama's stranglehold was
much too strong.
Now let us turn our attention to the throngs of celebrity who
endorsed Barack Obama in 2008. The 195 actors and actresses, the 20
comedians, the 24 directors, the 142 bands and recording artists as
well as TV and radio figures, ladies and gentlemen your 2008 Obama
Celebrities!!!
<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Barack_Obama_presidential_campaign_endorsements,_2008>
Entertainers and Artists[edit]
Actors and actresses[edit]
Ben Affleck
Shohreh Aghdashloo[536]
Jessica Alba[537]
Jennifer Aniston[538]
David Arquette[539]
Penn Badgley[540]
Alec Baldwin[541]
Eric Balfour[542]
Antonio Banderas[543]
Elizabeth Banks[544]
Drew Barrymore[545]
Jason Bateman
Jennifer Beals[546]
Noah Bean[547]
Kristen Bell[548]
Maria Bello[493]
Annette Bening[549]
Halle Berry[550][551]
Jessica Biel[552]
Jack Black[553]
Matthew Broderick[554]
Adam Brody[555]
Josh Brolin[544][556]
Pierce Brosnan[404]
Ellen Burstyn[366]
Sophia Bush[557]
Nick Cannon[558]
Justin Chambers[559]
Don Cheadle[560]
Kristin Chenoweth[561]
John Cleese[562]
George Clooney[563]
James Corden[564]
Bill Cosby[565]
Kevin Costner[566]
Courteney Cox-Arquette[539]
Daniel Craig[567]
Cindy Crawford[568]
Chris Crocker[569]
James Cromwell[570]
Alan Cumming[571]
Jamie Lee Curtis[404]
Tim Daly[572]
Matt Damon[573][574]
Ted Danson[575]
Larry David[576]
Rosario Dawson[577]
Laura Dern[578]
Robert De Niro[579]
Zooey Deschanel[580]
Danny DeVito[581]
Cameron Diaz[539]
Leonardo DiCaprio
Taye Diggs[552]
Fran Drescher[582]
Kirsten Dunst[583][584]
Megalyn Echikunwoke[585]
Aaron Eckhart[539]
Idris Elba[586]
Tracee Ellis Ross[587]
Isla Fisher[588]
Kate Flannery[589]
Jodie Foster[404]
Jamie Foxx[590]
Brendan Fraser[591]
Morgan Freeman[592]
Anna Friel[560]
Jennifer Garner[593]
Danny Glover[594]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt[595]
Topher Grace[549]
Bryan Greenberg[592]
Andre Gregory[366]
Adrian Grenier[596]
Andy Griffith[597]
Melanie Griffith[598]
Jasmine Guy[587]
Luis Guzmán[599]
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Mark Hamill[600]
Josh Hamilton[601]
Tom Hanks[602]
Hill Harper[603]
Valerie Harper[604]
Ed Harris
Anne Hathaway[577]
Dennis Haysbert[536]
Dulé Hill[605]
Gary Holt [606][unreliable source?]
Dennis Hopper[607]
Kelly Hu[608]
Jennifer Hudson[609]
Kate Hudson[610]
Josh Hutcherson[611]
Samuel L. Jackson[542][612]
Scarlett Johansson[613]
Angelina Jolie[614]
Rashida Jones[549]
Ashley Judd[615][616]
Brendan Kay[536]
Daniel Dae Kim[187]
Regina King[617]
Christopher Knight[618]
Michael Kostroff[619]
Ashton Kutcher[620]
Ken Leung[621]
Lucy Liu[536]
Blake Lively[540]
Lindsay Lohan[622]
Nia Long[623]
Eva Longoria[624][625]
George Lopez[626]
Julia Louis-Dreyfus[627]
Josh Lucas[549]
Tobey Maguire[578]
James Marsters[628]
Rue McClanahan[629]
Anne Meara[581]
Alyssa Milano[630]
Demi Moore[631]
Julianne Moore[632]
Benjamin McKenzie[626]
Enrique Murciano[542]
Eddie Murphy[633]
Mike Ness[634]
Thandie Newton[544]
Cynthia Nixon[635]
Amaury Nolasco[636]
Edward Norton[573]
Ed O'Neill[637]
Al Pacino
Gwyneth Paltrow[638]
Hayden Panettiere[639][640]
Sarah Jessica Parker[641]
Bill Paxton[642]
Mario Van Peebles[582]
Amanda Peet[643]
Kal Penn[585][644]
Sean Penn[645]
Harold Perrineau, Jr.[542]
Ryan Phillippe[646]
Chris Pine[647]
Jada Pinkett Smith[648]
Brad Pitt[649]
Jeremy Piven[650]
Sidney Poitier[651]
Ellen Pompeo[652][653]
Natalie Portman[654]
Jaime Pressly[539]
Dennis Quaid[568]
Queen Latifah[655]
Zachary Quinto[605]
Carl Reiner[604]
Ryan Reynolds[552]
Nicole Richie[656]
Chris Rock[657]
Adam Rodriguez[658]
Brandon Routh[659]
Paul Rudd[660]
Susan Sarandon[375]
Richard Schiff[661]
Johnathon Schaech[542]
Martin Sheen[662]
Alicia Silverstone[663]
Will Smith[648][664]
Phil Spector[665]
Lexington Steele[666]
Mary Steenburgen[667]
Ben Stiller[538]
Jerry Stiller[604]
Meryl Streep[668]
Rider Strong[669]
Donald Sutherland[670]
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa[187]
Charlize Theron[671]
Marisa Tomei[539]
Chris Tucker[672]
Kathleen Turner[673]
Wilmer Valderrama[577]
Amber Valletta[658]
Kate Walsh[674]
Denzel Washington[675]
Isaiah Washington[582]
Kerry Washington[672]
Wil Wheaton[676]
Bradley Whitford[677]
James Whitmore[644]
Forest Whitaker[678][679]
Olivia Wilde[585][680]
Gene Wilder
Debra Winger
Henry Winkler[681]
Alfre Woodard[587]
Daniel Wu[682]
Renée Zellweger[683]
Comedians[edit]
Aziz Ansari[684]
Russell Brand[685]
Margaret Cho[686]
Will Ferrell[404]
Larry Gelbart[581]
Kathy Griffin[536]
Chelsea Handler[687]
Steve Harvey
John Leguizamo[626]
Richard Lewis[688]
Bill Maher[689]
Tracy Morgan[690]
Lorne Michaels[691]
Eugene Mirman[684]
Sarah Silverman[404]
Hal Sparks[692]
Stella (Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, David
Wain)[660]
Wanda Sykes[693]
Lizz Winstead, co-creator of The Daily Show[601]
Jon Stewart, host of The Daily Show[601]
Directors[edit]
J. J. Abrams[694]
Lexi Alexander[695]
Woody Allen[543]
David Benioff[643]
Ken Burns[696][697]
Eric Byler[698]
Jesse Dylan[699]
William Friedkin[366]
Todd Haynes[366]
Ron Howard[404]
Callie Khouri[700]
Spike Lee[701]
George Lucas[577][702]
David Lynch[703]
James Mangold[366]
Garry Marshall[604]
Michael Moore[704][705]
Rob Reiner[568]
John Sayles[366]
M. Night Shyamalan[706]
Steven Spielberg[404]
Oliver Stone[544]
Quentin Tarantino[549]
Boaz Yakin[581]
Models[edit]
Christie Brinkley[707]
Adrianne Curry[618]
Heidi Klum[708]
Musicians[edit]
50 Cent[709]
Arcade Fire[710]
Burt Bacharach[711]
Beastie Boys[712]
Billie Joe Armstrong[713]
Big Kenny[714]
Andrew Bird[715]
Biz Markie[536]
The Black Keys[712]
Black Thought of The Roots[716]
The Breeders[712]
Carrie Brownstein, guitarist for Sleater-Kinney[717]
Melanie Brown[536]
Jackson Browne
Jimmy Buffett[718]
Win Butler[719]
Nick Cannon[658]
Mariah Carey[720]
Chris Carrabba[721]
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah[580]
Kelly Clarkson[722]
Cold War Kids[580]
Natalie Cole[723]
Common[724]
Sean Combs[725]
Harry Connick, Jr.[568]
David Crosby[713]
Sheryl Crow[726][727]
The Decemberists[728]
Tom DeLonge[729]
Devo[712]
Dianogah[715]
Celine Dion[730]
DJ Z-Trip[731]
Bob Dylan[732]
Eminem[733]
Melissa Etheridge[734]
Donald Fagen (Steely Dan)
Fergie[577]
The Fiery Furnaces[601]
Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers[735]
John Flansburgh of They Might Be Giants[736]
David Foster[568]
Jay Jay French, guitarist for Twisted Sister[737]
Ben Harper[578]
Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie[738]
Goo Goo Dolls[644]
Kim Gordon[739]
Macy Gray[740]
Merle Haggard[741]
Mickey Hart, Phil Lesh and Bob Weir of
the Grateful Dead (Deadheads for Obama)[742]
Herbie Hancock[658]
Faith Hill[743]
Jennifer Hudson[609]
Jim James of My Morning Jacket[744]
Jay Red Eagle[745]
Jay-Z[701]
Young Jeezy
Stephan Jenkins[746]
Jin[747]
Billy Joel[748]
Alicia Keys[725]
Carole King[749]
Beyoncé Knowles[701]
Glenn Kotche of Wilco[750]
Ed Kowalczyk[658]
Leo Kremer[746]
Kris Kristofferson[751]
Amel Larrieux[752]
Cyndi Lauper[753]
Annie Lennox[754]
Les Savy Fav[601]
Jenny Lewis[580]
John Legend[755]
Adam Levine of Maroon 5[756]
Ludacris[757]
Joel Madden of Good Charlotte[656]
Chris Martin of Coldplay[758]
Dave Matthews[746]
Master P[747]
Michael McDonald[577]
Tim McGraw[759]
Katharine McPhee
John Mellencamp[713]
Mos Def[760]
Nada Surf[580]
Nas[761]
Graham Nash[712]
Immortal Technique
The National[712]
Willie Nelson
Joanna Newsom[366]
Ne-Yo[644]
No Age[762]
OK Go[763]
Conor Oberst[764]
Don Omar[765]
Pearl Jam[766]
Peter, Paul, and Mary
Q-Tip[767]
Questlove of The Roots[716]
R.E.M.[768]
Bonnie Raitt
Johnathan Rice[580]
Rise Against
Samantha Ronson[622]
Rhymefest[769]
Nile Rodgers[366]
Pat Sansone of Wilco[750]
Tom Scholz, guitarist of Boston[770]
Patti Scialfa[771]
Seal[568]
Shakira[772]
Shudder to Think[763]
Silversun Pickups[580]
Russell Simmons[773]
Ashlee Simpson[539]
Patti Smith[774]
Jill Sobule[746]
Regina Spektor[775]
Bruce Springsteen[776][777]
Mavis Staples[778]
Michael Stipe[779]
Barbra Streisand[404][780]
Taboo[626]
James Taylor[781]
Tenacious D (Jack Black and Kyle Gass)[553]
Justin Timberlake[782][783]
TV on the Radio[784]
Jeff Tweedy of Wilco[764]
Andres Useche[785]
Usher[786]
Vampire Weekend[712]
Chris Walla of Death Cab for Cutie[713]
Tegan and Sara[787]
Joan Wasser[763]
Rufus Wainwright[549]
Roger Waters[788]
Pete Wentz[789][790]
will.i.am[658]
Pharell Williams[426]
Stevie Wonder[791]
Television & radio personalities[edit]
Perez Hilton[792]
Star Jones[577]
Kim Kardashian[793]
Yul Kwon[794]
Lisa Ling[795]
Judith Sheindlin[796]
Michael Smerconish[797]
Howard Stern[798]
Emme Tomingbang[187]
Oprah Winfrey[799]
Hold the applause for a second. Wiki lists Bob Dylan as an Obama
supporter in 2008 and again in 2012.! Wrong! Besmirch someone else's
artistic integrity, if you must. Bob's idiot son, Jesse, endorsed
Obama but Bob is apolitical on principle. The last protest he
attended was when Martin Luther King delivered his infamous "I
Have A Dream " speech in 1963. Bob sat out all of the Vietnam
protests and all the orther civil rights marches ("Equality, I
spoke their word as if a wedding vowwowwow") and he even sat out
the no-nukes fad.
Jimmy Carter called Bob Dylan his friend but he never gort his
endorsement. In an interview that went absolutely weird, a "Rolling
Stone" hack badgered and harrassed the songwriter in an effort
to muscle an endorsement for Barack Hussein Obama. Bob refused.
The interrogator pressed onward. He called Obama's opponents
racist—that is why they don't like Obama—and all but demanded
Bob's sanction. Bob Dylan, an artist of supreme integrity, refused.
I can still listen to Bob, especially "Blonde on Blonde"
and "Blood on The Tracks." (If you are into Dark Side of
The Rainbow, synchronicity, try syncing up "Idiot Wind" to
the muted videos of "We Are The Ones" and "I Pledge
Allegiance To Obama" played back to back.) Bruce Springsteen is
another matter.
Bruce, you don't owe me a thing. Nill. Nada. Zero. Zilch. But
Barry Soetoro?
One soft infested summer
Me and Barry became friends
Trying
in vain to breathe
The fire we born in
But don't you have some obligation to me, to...to...to maintain
some standards? Some standards, Bruce?
Laying here in the dark
You're like an angel on my chest
Just
another tramp of hearts
Crying tears of faithlessness
OK, rub salt in my wounds. But we had memories, Bruce. Memories
that no one could spoil. No one. No one but you.
Hiding on the backstreets
Hiding on the backstreets...
Backstreets my ass! You were jetting around Air Force 1 with your
phony ass charlatan. Rub it in my face! You don't see any irony that
the guy who gave us “Blinded By The Light,” a masterpiece that
perfectly encapsulated the religious cult phenomenon, would fall for
the sleaziest, cheesiest cult leader in the history of Planet Earth?
Barry let me in, I wanna be your friend
I want to guard your dreams and visions
I forgave you for everything you did since “Nebraska.”
Everything! You could have left me with the memories. Just “Kitty's
Back” and “Spirits In The Night.” You had to ruin them too?
One soft infested summer
Me and Barry became friends...
SHUT UP!!!
Oh look! Wilco is here! Real artists with real integrity whoring
out to the biggest corporate whore America has ever produced.
Goldman Sachs (donated $1,013,091)
JP Morgan Chase ($847,895)
Google Inc. ($814,540)
Microsoft Corporation ($852,164)
General Electric ($529,855)
Wilco did fundraisers for Obama. Why not cut out the middle man
and rattle the cup for Goldman Sachs?
<JP Morgan is cited at opensecrets.org. Others are also listed
at thenewamerican.com>
Not that I have anything against corporate whores or corporations
or “corporatism, “ but now that we are here in the land of the
corporate bashers I would like to point out that when you hire the
services of Lefty Celebrity, you usually hire the services of the
corporation that is Lefty Celebrity. Just a little side bar. Let's
get back to the Beautiful People who brought us to Jonestown.
Looking back on my life, I came to realize that both the friends I
chose and the public figures I admired had one thing in common: They
all had active bullshit detectors. My friends did not grow up to
become Hare Krishnas or Moonies or LaRouchians. My friends have
usually been the antithesis of the Obama worshipper.
I
learned to read by reading “Mad” and that exercise nurtured a
certain sceptisicm. I would later expand my cultural horizons to
include “National Lampoon” and P. J. O'Rourke remains a hero. He
always seems to recharge his BS detector.
Howard Stern led a vigilante movement against all things phony.
You were my hero, Howard. You ran away from the genius label but that
term fit you perfectly. Geniuses are not necessarily clever, they are
honest. You slammed every show biz convention. If the publicist told
you, “Don't ask them if they're gay,” you started the interview
with, “So are you guys gay, or what?'
You Howard, exposed the humorlessness of humorous people. Remember
Chevy Chase's ongoing bout with PMS? Remember the time his wife got
on the phone and Chevy screamed for her to hang up but she kept on
talking? Didn't MTV ban you for life? Remember when you took over
“The Tonight Show” and NBC refused to air the segment?
Remember Stuttering John interviewing Walter Cronkite and remember
when he got tossed out of The Ebony Awards at the request of David
Bowie and when he got punched by Sharon Stone's bodyguard? Remember
when Captain Janks pledged a half million dollars to the CP Telethon
in Kathy Lee Gifford's name? He didn't even sound like a woman and
they swallowed the bait!
It was you against the world with tiny people like me cheering you
on. But when the biggest bullshit artist in history arrived on the
scene, you drank the Kool-Aid. Et tu, Howard?
When the chips were down, you sold out. You are just one more Jay
Conan Imus. I will not follow you to satellite. Fortunately, your
greatest hits are still on YouTube.
And you, Dave. Wiki did not list you as an Obamacist but you were
in the tank for him all the way. Giant sigh. Conan and Kimmel and
Fallon will never know what it was like to be David Letterman in the
80's. For that matter, Jay Leno with all of his fabulous ratings will
never have the rabid following you had back then.
I know of someone who landed a job because he was a Letterman fan.
You were a conversation starter. “Did you see Stupid Pet Tricks
where that dog...” “Did you see Stupid Human Tricks where that
guy...” ”Did you see fish cleaning night?” Yours was the only
cult I ever joined.
You were fearless. Remember when you disrupted Jane Pauley's
interview with a bullhorn? Remember when you pointed your cameras on
the NBC studio while the anchorman read the news? Remember your feud
with Bryant Gumbel?
Your bullshit detector was spot on. If a guest sucked, you let
them know it. If they were plugging a silly movie or TV show, you let
them know how you felt about it, even when the show aired on NBC. No
bullshit got past Dave.
In 2008, the biggest con artist in history arrived on the scene
and David Letterman counted his money. You would be in good company.
There would be no levity in Jonestown.
The one person who actually called Barack Hussein Obama on his
bullshit was Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin vintage 2008 was the closest
thing alive to Letterman vintage 1985. And of course, you loyally
trashed Palin and her family. It's sad when a comedian loses his
courage. Welcome to Jonestown, Dave.
I
go way back with you, Bill Maher. I can remember when you were funny.
I remember when “Politically Incorrect” was just that. You would
confront any and all purveyors of bullshit, be it a sloganeering
conservative or an angry feminist. Your humor was premised on brutal
honesty.
Somewhere along the line, “Politically Incorrect” became the
most politically correct show on television. And you sang from the
Hollywood hymnal. You grew wealthy and angry and you spent all of
your time telling Americans just how stupid they all happened to be.
Then Barack Hussein Obama arrived on the scene and you described
him as a really, really, really really (was it 3 reallys or 4
reallys?) smart guy. Based on what, we will never find out. But your
loyalty would never waver and you tirelessly berated his critics. You
even pledged one million dollars to Obama's 2012 campaign.
It's your money and your Kool-Aid and you have secured a
comfortable place in Jonestown, Bill. Bill Maher, the social critic
too intellectual for religion jumps head first into the world's
hottest religious cult. I wish the funny man would return.
Artists are supposed to have superior insight into the human
condition. But if an artist falls for cheap propaganda, if he blindly
follows someone he knows nothing about, if he believes a politician
is divine because he has a halo photoshopped around his head, does he
really possess insight? Is he really an artist?
I will always love “Pulp Fiction” and “Kill Bill” and
“Reservoir Dogs” were enjoyable but I doubt if I will ever see
any Tarantino movies after 2008. If he was duped by Mr. Hope and
Change, the bloom is off the rose. There will be films in Jonestown
but I won't be in the cinema. My love for movies fades to black. To quote another Obamacist, Jackson Browne:
When you see through love's illusions there lies the danger
When your perfect lover just looks like a perfect fool
Hollywood was my perfect lover but the popcorn will never taste
the same. Oh well. “Star Wars VII” will do fine without me.
There is a corollary of Thorstein Veblen's conspicuous consumption
streaming through Jonestown. We can call it conspicuous immunity.
That is, one can advertise their success by showing indifference to
trivialities like the costs of housing or education or health care.
You got a house and you don't need no stinking degrees and you will
always have access to the best doctors no matter what plan might be
inflicted on the little people.
Conspicuous immunity can be expressed by indifference to fuel
costs. We don't need a stinkin pipeline. We don't need no drilling.
“My other car is a Prius.” Let them fly coach.
You need not concern yourself with how deficits endanger the
stability of public pensions, You are in a bulletproof industry so
who needs a vibrant economy? You have a few dollars in the bank. Why
show concern for prosperity? So declasse.
You need not worry about the value of the dollar if you have
diversified overseas. Who cares about rising food prices? Let them
eat tofu. You can afford to support a politician who shares your
indifference.
Among these highly successful artists are many who concern
themselves more with relatitve wealth than absolute wealth. It is not
enough that they win, others must lose. Why aspire to a lifestyle of
the rich and famous if the middle class can match their opulence? The
Uglies have to be put in their place.
There
is a rivalry between the prosperous and those who yearn to prosper.
Hollywood honors the Warren Buffett Doctrine that those who have
ascended the ladder should saw off the rungs beneath them. Hollywood
loves Barack Obama. Nothing says “I got mine but I will share my
middle finger with you,” like a public allegiance to Barack Obama.
Not
all Obama supporters are posers but all posers are Obama supporters.
What a lovely assortment of dedicated Obamacists, the compulsively
stylish, the socially mobile, the seekers of status. There are a few
surprises listed above.
Devo?
Did “Freedom of Choice” mean nothing?
Eminem?
You mean Marshall acknowledged the existence of another human being who was not all mean to him? That might be Barack Obama's most amazing
achievement.
Looks
like Cindy Crawford is the only celebrity who was pro-Obama in 2008
and pro-Romney in 2012. Cindy has a brain and a conscience to go
along with her other attributes.
Kelly
Clarkson? Oh why single her out for her lack of depth? Shallow and
superficial describes every Obama supporter. At least you are not
shallow by choice, Kelly.
Justin
Timberlake? Shedding that boy band image. JT, down for the struggle.
Adam
Levine? The vapid salutes the vacuous.
Ben
Affleck? Hate to break it to you, dude, but you'll never be half as
smug as Matt Damon. But keep doing those Obama fundraisers and you
will successfully cultivate a sense of superiority. You just have to
believe in yourself and your own native arrogance.
Larry
David? Did you know he owns a Prius? Hope your worship of Obama goes
better than your allegiance to Al Gore. Did you know he owns a Prius?
Leonardo
DiCaprio? Someday the Beautiful People will let you in their
clubhouse, man. Keep jetting around the world screaming about carbon
outputs and they will come to love you. You just have to be a little
bit superficial, man.
Robert
Deniro? We got it, man. You are better than us. Don't hit us with
your wallet, Bobby!
Jamie
Foxx? A sincere Obamacist. “...our lord and savior, Barack Obama.”
Jimmie
Fallon? Really? You work for NBC and you support Obama? You sure hid
that one!
Kevin
Bacon? Oh man! We thought you were one of the people. Hope the caviar
tastes good.
Jeff
Bridges? Oh man! You seem so genuine. I guess you really are a great
actor.
Brian
Cranston? Oh man! You don't come across as a poser and you seem too
smart to fall for the corny stagecraft. You too are a great actor.
Matt
Damon? This should surprise no one. You are Good Will Hunting and
Good Will Hunting is Hollywood. Matt Will Hollywood is not just
smarter than everyone else, he is infinitely smarter than everyone
else. And he is smarter in all areas and all categories. He not only
solves the insolvable math problem, he crushes the pesky grad student
in a barroom debate and tells the NSA to stick it (so unlike your
deity, Barack Obama, who used the NSA to spy on all of us) because he
is too shrewd to be fooled by their trickery.
With
smarts, comes anger. Seething, frothing rage at the frustrations of
being so damn clever in a stupid world. Who can get past your
hostility? Not a minister or a scholar or a professor. Matt Will
Hollywood is too brilliant for them. A therapist, someone who wants
to talk about Matt and nothing but Matt, pierces his armor.
“Good
Will Hunting” was a portent of the rise of Barack Obama with Bill
Ayers subbing for Robin Williams in real life. Some of us will think
of “Team America: World Police” when your name is brought up but
the Beautiful People will always love Matt Will Hollywood. I could
see where you, and Hollywood as well, could see a lot of yourself in
Barack Obama.
Obama
added even more star power in 2012 as Mitt Romney picked up the
Osmonds and Kid Rock and Vanilla Ice as well as the surviving
Republicans who supported McCain in 2008. Superficiality would carry
the day once more in 2012. America in the Obama Era is England in the
60's 70's and 80's. Greatness had been fleeing Great Britain and she
would eventually lose out on shipbuilding, aircraft, automobiles and
other manufacturing. But through the fog, England had become Style
Central and the world could not get enough.
Yes,
there was a surplus of supreme musical talent that still boggles the
mind. The Beatles are still the only band I know of whose every
member could sing lead, play instruments and write songs. A producer
could toss out Lennon and McCartney, add a decent bass player and
come up with a group as good and as commercial as say, the Hollies.
And
there would be Clapton and Townsend and Page and Waters taking an
American art form and making it distinctly British. For all of those
heavyweights there was also a steady stream of Dave Clarks and Vicious
Sids and Boys George. The world's thirst was unquenchable.
Beatle
cuts and mod clothing and punk style and new wave fashion spread
globally. Ostentatiously British novels like R. F. Delderfield's “God
Is An Englishman,” The “Flashman” series, works by Dick Francis
and Barbara Cartland sold well wherever the Queen's language was
spoken. British cigarettes and knick knacks sold well, especially in
the former colonies. If you needed a logo, the Union Jack worked just
about everywhere it was used. British television series were a major
export and the success of the over the top Britisher-than-thou,
“Chariots of Fire” left a lot of marketing people scratching
their heads.
Fast
forward to the Obama Era and America is the trendsetting hot bed.
Yes, the Brits still have Adelle and Harry Potter and Cute Royals and
they can always find one more Susan Boyle but America is the
epicenter of style. Hip hop rules. No Led Zep or Stones have emerged
to reshape it in a distinctly Anglo style. Gangster, yoyo, rap and
hip pop have all spawned imitation from Korea to Brazil but the field
is still largely an American phenomenon.
For
a multitude of reasons, America has lost industry and commerce to the
BRIC nations (Brazil, Russia, India, China.) Technological innovation
is slipping away. The Internet is being hijacked in broad daylight.
But we still have movies and television and pop music. America has
style.
We
have gotten good at style because we work really hard at it. A more
superficial culture has never existed. American public schools might
be deficient in things like literacy, numerical proficiency,
geography, the life sciences, chemistry, physics, economics, history,
philosophy, etc., but they are mini-Spartas of style. From American
public schools will spring the next Tommy Hilfiger, the next Gwen
Stefani, the next Eminem and the next Dr. Dre. American hard science
and engineering and math programs will be dominated by foreign
students at the graduate level but those students will look to the
mavens of superficiality for guidance.
American
youth culture is no longer marked by the gulf between the cool and
the uncool. Now we have the stylish and the hyper-stylish and the
hyper-hyper-styilsh. From the christening with an aerosol first name
to their very first tattoo, every Troy and Madison will run a
gauntlet of trends. Feelings will get hurt but style will be better
for the pain.
I used to wonder why people of means, people who could afford to
provide a quality education for their children, chose to send their
children to an American public school. What I learned is that
Americans send their children to public schools in the same spirit
that past generations sent their kids to military academies or
competitive prep schools. Yes, they will be challenged constantly and
the going might get tough but they will graduate with a sophisticated
sense of style. Little Harper will not be outtrended by anyone,
nosiree.
It is not just style of dress or demeanor that is acquired. Sure,
the graduate should appreciate tasteful hip hop and resplendent
tattoos but they should also be provided with style of thought,
whatever that might happen to be. If social justice, economic
justice, climate disruption, advanced sensitivity and creative
grievance are the flavors of the day, little Justin's loving parents
will make sure their gifted son keeps pace with the other students.
One might think that any number of books or government studies or
newspaper articles or TV news reports might do for American
education what “The Jungle” did for sausage. Nope. Journalists
from Walter Cronkite to John Stossel serve up documentaries that
remind us just how absurdly deficient our schools have become. Their
cultural impact is negligible at best.
There is much to say about the decline of American education but
people are largely indifferent. If you can read just one book on the
subject I recommend Martin L. Gross's “The Conspiracy of Ignorance”
I hereby nominate Gross as the inaugural recipient of the Upton
Sinclair Award.
Gross explains how education went off the tracks and what we can
do about it. I will skip most of that. Let's get right to the
carnage.
Gross recounts a math contest where American students finished
last among seven countries but first in self esteem and math
confidence.
In 1998 American 12
th graders finished 19 out 21
countries in math proficiency.
David Kearns, former CEO of XEROX, estimated that shortcomings of
American education cost US industry $50 billion/year.
Back in the nineties, two of three American seventeen year olds,
did not know the meaning of The Emancipation Proclamation. About half
recognized Patrick Henry's “Give me liberty or give me death.”
The same students were unfamiliar with things like The War of 1812,
the Marshall Plan or the Great Society. Only 1 in 8 were judged
'adequate” in Analytical Writing and most could not identify Southeast Asia on a map.
Gross piles on. Throughout the 90's Americans scored poorly on
standardized tests against foreign students. About half of American
17 year olds tested at junior high levels on math skills. 78 per cent
of colleges offer remedial reading and about 29 per cent of college
freshmen take a remedial class in college.
Historical knowledge is abysmal. Factual knowledge is itself often
dismissed as rote learning.
40 Million Americans are illiterate. 1 in 7 college graduates is
illiterate.
We are more concerned with the whats than the hows but it should
be noted that things have probably gotten worse since the book was
written in 1998. Educational achievement is inversely correlated with
educational spending and spending continues to rise. Unbridled
flattery is alive and well in the form of “gifted” programs,
advanced placement programs, grade inflation and self esteem
exercises. An overwhelming number of students perform “above
average” even though that is mathematically impossible.
We mentioned Mark Dice and Jesse Watters and Jay Walking. That's
the tip of the iceberg. A British TV show asks Americans to name a
country that begins with “U.” Bzzz. They ask Americans how many
sides a traingle has. Bzzz. Where was the Berlin Wall? Bzzz.
What starts as a bounty of chuckles soon grows depressing. The
aforementioned Howard Stern sent out correspondents to interview
Obama supporters prior to the 2012 election, repeating a theater of
the absurd standby from 2008. Two years after Bin Laden was killed
very few, if any, of the Obama supporters were aware that Bin Laden was dead. “Do you think Obama will eventually find and kill
Bin Laden?” “Yes” was close to unanimous.
“Do you dislike Romney because he is pro-choice? Because he's a
Moslem? Because he's black?”
“Do you think Obama made a good choice selecting Paul Ryan as
his running mate? Do you think he picked Ryan because he is
African-American or because he is qualified.?” Even Howard stopped
laughing and in a rare moment of exasperation he stated. “This is
crazy.”
In 2008 John Ziegler asked Obama supporters a series of questions
about Obama, Biden, McCain and Palin. Their ignorance was
predictable, especially on questions related to Obama. To show that
he had not cherry picked his subjects, Ziegler hired Democratic
pollster, Zogby International to conduct a poll of Obama supporters.
To say they were ignorant is an understatement.
Ziegler tried to get Zogby to conduct a comparable poll of McCain
supporters but John Zogby refused. He had experienced serious
blowback from the first poll on leftist blogs and was apparently
concerned that he might lose the patronage of key Democrats. Had
McCain supporters been queried I don't think the results would have
surprised anyone nor do I think they would have influenced future
elections. Substance no longer affects presidential elections.
One point bears reiteration. In all the YouTube parade of idiots there is rarely, if ever, any shame displayed by the ignorant. This is
especially true of Obamacists. They live in a post-factual world.
Their choices are based on superficialities and superficialities
alone. The only truth in Jonestown is what their leader declares
truthful. That is the fundamental change to America Barack Obama promised.