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Huntsman Will Win The Milquetoast Vote

Oh man. The Huntsman rally was a yawner even by C-SPAN standards. The Exeter Town Hall was packed with media people. The Huntsman campaign bussed some people in to hold signs. But there was no energy. No enthusiasm. No pulse.

Huntsman delivered the most generic political speech in history. He left no compelling reason to vote for him. Huntsman seems to regard the presidency as one more blurb on his resume. Maybe he wants to be a celebrity. What better way than to run for president?

See Me On C-Span Tonight

I will walk to the Exeter Town Hall tonight to attend a Huntsman rally. I know. I know. Not exactly wowed by the H-Man but it is within walking distance. The Occupants may or may not be on hand. Not sure they can spell Huntsman. Too many syllables.

C-Span will cover the event live. I'll be wearing a blue zip up fleece and a red t-shirt with all sorts of food stains on it. I'll be studying the Mormon hotties and hitting up the Occupants for spare change (if they are on hand.)

Ah, the swallows will soon be fleeing Capistrano. Sigh.

Bernard Goldberg on C-SPAN 3

I don't see how anyone with even a slightly open mind can watch this and not be deeply disturbed. Maybe if the media stacked the deck for my guy, I would be happy. But I hope not. Yes, I want to win, but I don't want the umpires to fix the outcome. Then again, I don't drink Kool Aid.

BERNARD GOLDBERG SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

Bernard Goldberg on C-SPAN 2

NO ONE REFUTES GOLDBERG. THEY IGNORE HIM.

Bernard Goldberg on C-SPAN 1

This is a great speech. It is edited and I can't speak for the editor but the uncut version has a lot of tangents and that might be why he tightened it up a bit. Goldberg is of the school of public speaking that says you should always open with a humorous anecdote or two. Goldberg's quips are funny but I am offering up the edited version. In an era of humor ubiquity many of us just want to devour the entree.