Sessions And Me

I was beyond disgust and frustration with Jeff Sessions' inaction. Last fall I started a Care2 petition to remove Jeff Sessions. A friend of mine, who happens to believe in the primacy of Facebook, identified a dozen or so pro-Trump FB groups to join. I joined with the express purpose of recruiting signers to my petition. To date, I have collected 22 signatures for my efforts. I probably could have achieved the double deuces without Zuckerberg's assistance.

About a month after launching the petition, I discover Q Anon, and I developed a cultish obsession with all things Q. As cults go, it's not bad. Q never asks for donations. He doesn't ask for much. He likes it when we create memes but I have never made one. He also asks us to trust certain people, one being Sessions.

"Trust Sessions" is a recurring theme in Q posts. OK, I guess I will trust Sessions after all. Maybe if  I had gotten 23 signatures, I would be so emboldened that as to pursue this thing further. But 22 John Hancocks?

"Trust Sessions"
"Trust Wray"
"Trust Kansas"
"Trust the plan"

I would like to know the plan I am supposed to trust but being one of the faithful and seeing the merits of belief in the unproven and unseen, I now trust Sessions. The trust won't last forever, of course. Then again, we on Planet Q believe something earth-shattering will happen soon. Sessions will lead the charge he has been leading all along.

Please don't break our hearts, Mr. AG.

How's The Sessionsectomy Coming Along?

I don't post much these days. When I do post, it tends to be something I regard as important. In keeping with the emphasis on quality over frequency, I have started a petition asking (it says demand but petitions tend to be a bit dramatic in their phrasing) President Trump to fire Attorney General, Jeff Sessions.

I don't know the hows and whys of Sessions' fall from grace but you don't need a plumber to know that your toilet overflowed. Let's save the hows and whys to the Roto-Rooter guy and let Tucker Carlson speak for the Sessions apologists. Motive, method, integrity, etc., We can sort through that vault at a later time. Meanwhile, Jeff Sessions has to go.

I thought it would ease the president's burden to remove the bad apple if he could cite a grassroots initiative. Thus, I started a petition at Care2 Petitons demanding Jeff Sessions' termination. People who know me know how much I loathe Facebook. Still, i used a semi-active and seldom-used account to join a dozen or so FB pro-Trump groups. I spent a few hours on Facebook and Twitter plugging my petition.  A day later I have collected 17 signatures.

Maybe people believe the same cut and paste description of Jeff Sessions that had long been applied to James Comey and Robert Mueller. "Unending integrity blahblahblah horseshit horseshit horseshit." Who knows? I do know that I cannot promote this effort much further.

The Petition:

Fire Jeff Sessions Petition Update

Here it is: 

Demand President Trump Fire Attorney General, Jeff Sessions.

Jeff Sessions has failed to perform the duties of Attorney General of the United States and as such should be removed from office. Without speculating on the reasons or motives for Attorney Sessions' ongoing torpor, it is easy to point out his chronic dereliction of duty.

1.) Attorney Sessions has declined to prosecute Lois Lerner, et al, despite her public admission of guilt and the succeeding destruction of evidence.

2.) Attorney Sessions has declined to prosecute cases of blatant perjury, including the on-camera Congressional falsehood advanced by James Clapper, as well as other officials who served in the previous administration.

3.) Attorney Sessions has declined to prosecute a single offender in the Obama Administration's domestic spying scandal, perhaps the most far-reaching abuse of public office in United States history.

4.) Attorney Sessions has failed to prosecute a single offender in the serial espionage that plagued the Clinton State Department.

5.) Attorney Sessions has failed to prosecute a single offender in what might be called the Russian/Uranium scandal.

6.) Attorney Sessions has failed to prosecute a single offender in the serial influence peddling that plagued the Clinton State Department.

7.) Attorney Sessions has failed to ask for Special Counsel Robert Mueller's resignation, despite Mueller's many conflicts of interest.

8.) In summary, Attorney Sessions has displayed an unwillingness to prosecute any political insider, any member of America's ruling class, any member of the privileged Washington establishment regardless of the volume or severity of criminal activity or the flagrant disregard for our rule of law. The values of Jeff Sessions are clearly inconsistent with the professed values of candidate Donald Trump, the professed values of President Donald Trump, the values of the voters who elected Donald Trump, traditional American values, as well as the rule of law.

For the ongoing callous dereliction of duty displayed by Attorney General Jeff Sessions, we, the undersigned, petition President Donald Trump demand his immediate resignation.

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