Cheer Up, My Fellow Americans

First, some bad news. The US Department of Justice and the FBI are more corrupt than even the most cynical would assess. The fact that the Pension Sponges knew about systemic voter fraud for two or three decades and have done nothing to eliminate it summarizes the corrupt nature of The Governing Class. When the topic of defunding police forces is revisited, let us make certain that we will focus sufficient attention on the criminal enterprise that has given us H. Paul Rico, John Connolly, Andrew McCabe, Purple Heart Strzok as well as hundreds more crooks and terrorists.

It is sad that the president has to assemble his own legal team to fight for us in the face of blatant criminal malfeasance. As well as the previously-mentioned FBI and DOJ, where are the state police in Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Arizona? Where were the Detroit Police, the Wayne County Sherriff' Department, The Milwaukee City Police, Milwaukee County Sheriff to name but a few compromised and corrupt public servants? Yes, let us revisit that "defund the police" issue on a case by case basis.

Now the good news. Our movement is championed by our president, Donald J. Trump. We are not being led by Tricky Dick Nixon, Judas McCain, or Mittens Romney. We have one of the most tenacious fighters the world has ever seen. 

Many people--more than you might imagine--believe that Donald J. Trump is ordained by God to preside over America. DJT is the answer to our prayers. Given the overt religiosity that surrounded Barack Obama, the creepiest and most nauseating phenomenon our world has ever witnessed, I will stop short of proclaiming Donald J. Trump a latter-day King David. Then again, I will stop short of dismissing the idea as well. 

There is something metaphysically different about Donald J. Trump. His victory in 2016 was a literal miracle. The aforementioned David slew but one Goliath. Trump slew an army of behemoths and he didn't even have a sling. For three millennia, the shepherd boy has reigned as the icon of the underdog, the patron saint if you will. Compared to Trump 2016, David was a 37 point favorite with a crew of referees who secretly wagered on The Herdsmen. Perhaps Trump vs. Deep State will displace David vs. Goliath as the metaphor for an unlikely upset. At any rate, I am betting on Trump.

We are going to win. In the meantime, keep smiling. Get a bunch of Democrats together and riots break out. Get a bunch of Trumpsters together and smiles break out. We can't help it. Remember when the Dems were the party of fun? The Kennedys galloping on the beach and throwing each other into swimming pools? Remember the Obamas before the blooms fell off those roses?  The wholesale glamor and stardom not so long ago when stars were still glamorous? 

Now, the Dems are chronically miserable. The dour meets the sour. Not even their conspicuous masks can hide their downturned mouths. Meanwhile, it's always sunny in Trumpville. The Deplorables! The Trump Chumps! The Irredeemable! This is not the Bush Family's Republican Party. We are the party of Ricky Rebel, Diamond and Silk, Trump Armadas, and MAGA low-riders. We can't lose. We're having too much fun.