Showing posts with label Sellebrity Saturday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sellebrity Saturday. Show all posts
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Sellebrity Saturday: When Ron Paul Supporters Are As Silly As Obots
Barack Obama is all style. Ron Paul is no style and all substance. Their supporters could not be more different, right?
Not exactly.
MISSING THE POINT!!!
Not exactly.
MISSING THE POINT!!!
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Sellebrity Saturday: Man of the (Beautiful) People
NOTHING PROJECTS SUPERIORITY LIKE ATTENDENCE AT A PRICEY OBAMA FUNDRAISER
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Sellebrity Saturday: Jay-Z Ushers In Our New Utopia
Free at last from deficit and debt.
And the troops came home from Iraq.
And everyone had a great job.
And everyone prospered.
And America's standing in the world soared.
And we were unified as never before!
KEEPING IT REAL AT JONESTOWN
And the troops came home from Iraq.
And everyone had a great job.
And everyone prospered.
And America's standing in the world soared.
And we were unified as never before!
KEEPING IT REAL AT JONESTOWN
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Sellebrity Saturday: More Members of the $35K Club.
Is there anything that says "Screw you! I Got Mine" quite like a $35,000 contribution to the enemy of American Prosperity? I don't know what that would be.
$35K TO THE SLAYER OF THE AMERICAN DOLLAR
$35K TO THE SLAYER OF THE AMERICAN DOLLAR
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Sellebrity Saturday: $35, 000 Will Buy You Three Houses In Detroit Or...
AN EVENING SUCKING UP TO THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN UNION CARDS
WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN UNION CARDS
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Sellebrity Saturday: Wilco Shills For The King Of Corporate Shills
Hey Mr. Megastar, you're going to have to pose harder than that to top Goldman Sachs' $994,795 contribution to the 2008 Obama campaign.
IS JEFF TWEEDY THE OPRAH OF ALTERNATIVE MUSIC?
IS JEFF TWEEDY THE OPRAH OF ALTERNATIVE MUSIC?
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Sellebrity Saturday: Dancing With The Shills
LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT WE DANCED OUR WAY TO JONESTOWN
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Sellebrity Saturday: The Beautiful People Lead Us Into Jonestown
THE PATRON SAINTS OF SYCOPHANCY SHEPHERD US INTO A NEW AGE OF BOUNDLESS PROSPERITY
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Sellebrity Saturday: Penn Gillette on Seth McFarlane
This is interesting for a number of reasons. Penn Gillette fancies himself the king of iconoclasts. Nothing is sacred to Penn. He has no trouble blaspheming God for instance. But whenever he encounters a Show Biz heavyweight, Penn softens his criticism.
Despite the title of this vid, 'F@#% You Seth MacFarlane!' Penn practically apologizes to Mr. Superstar and concludes with a lovey dovey message for McFarlane. How sweet and cuddly.
PENN EXPOSES TWO HOLLYWOOD PHONIES BUT GETS KISSY KISSY AFTERWARD
Despite the title of this vid, 'F@#% You Seth MacFarlane!' Penn practically apologizes to Mr. Superstar and concludes with a lovey dovey message for McFarlane. How sweet and cuddly.
PENN EXPOSES TWO HOLLYWOOD PHONIES BUT GETS KISSY KISSY AFTERWARD
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Sellebrity Saturday: Spike Lee on MSNBC. Before Barack and After Barack.
This is a time capsule that contains so many facets worth preserving and reviewing from time to time. It concludes with Spike Lee's holding up a "Down Goes McCain" sweatshirt. So much for Obama's theme of Unity.
There is more. So much more. Anything with Mike Barnicle deserves a stop-the-vid-and-explain moment. Mike Barnicle is an icon of privelege. At "The Boston Globe" he was a serial recycler, a serial fabricator and a serial plagiarist. The trifecta of modern journalism. But he has always landed on his feet because he has always sucked up to the right people. Everything I need to know about the ruling class I learned from Mike Barnicle. It is so appropriate that he was cast in a supporting role in this masterpiece.
But the epicenter of this magnum opus is at 4:18 when Spike Lee divides history into "Before Barack and After Barack." The obvious and sadly sincere comparison is with Christ. Some of us could see the folly of this parallel but even we, the skeptics, did not see immediately see ironic truth of Mr. Lee's statements.
Obama, for all of his obvious shortcomings, might well be a pivotal character in US and world history. Obama might represent the excess of corruption and greed and powerlust and privelege that pivots America in a new direction. Maybe he represents the end of an era where elitism and cronyism and insiderism rule the day. Maybe he represents the end of media-sanctioned secretivity. Maybe he represents the end of desructive economics. Of sanctioned anti-Americanism. Maybe Obama embodies the overkill that prompts a long-term "enough is enough" response.
Maybe.
SPIKE SAYS A MOUTHFUL
There is more. So much more. Anything with Mike Barnicle deserves a stop-the-vid-and-explain moment. Mike Barnicle is an icon of privelege. At "The Boston Globe" he was a serial recycler, a serial fabricator and a serial plagiarist. The trifecta of modern journalism. But he has always landed on his feet because he has always sucked up to the right people. Everything I need to know about the ruling class I learned from Mike Barnicle. It is so appropriate that he was cast in a supporting role in this masterpiece.
But the epicenter of this magnum opus is at 4:18 when Spike Lee divides history into "Before Barack and After Barack." The obvious and sadly sincere comparison is with Christ. Some of us could see the folly of this parallel but even we, the skeptics, did not see immediately see ironic truth of Mr. Lee's statements.
Obama, for all of his obvious shortcomings, might well be a pivotal character in US and world history. Obama might represent the excess of corruption and greed and powerlust and privelege that pivots America in a new direction. Maybe he represents the end of an era where elitism and cronyism and insiderism rule the day. Maybe he represents the end of media-sanctioned secretivity. Maybe he represents the end of desructive economics. Of sanctioned anti-Americanism. Maybe Obama embodies the overkill that prompts a long-term "enough is enough" response.
Maybe.
SPIKE SAYS A MOUTHFUL
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Sellebrity Saturday: Does EVERY Pathetic Poser In The Whole World Suck Up To Obama?
OK, I am not going to do the Diogenes thing and walk around in the daylight looking for the one celebrity who holds a shred of doubt about the transcendant nature of Barack Hussein Obama. We already found an unemployed John Voight, an unemployed Bo Derek and uh, uh...and the list goes on and on.
What I am proposing is that we update the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game. Let's face it, the movie version ran its course. Let's do the Praise Obama on YouTube version of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
We'll start with an easy one. Say you are challenged to link Spike Lee to Kevin Bacon. Spike Lee appears in the Associated Press's cheesy propaganda vid, "Obama Ushers in 'new Age'" with Kevin Bacon. Easy and fun.
But let's do one that's a bit more challenging. Keith Olbermann. Ahem. Ok. Keith Olbermann was with Spike Lee in MarzuqVision's "U.S. Government A Puppet Of Big Oil" and Spike Lee appears in the Associated Press's cheesy propaganda vid, "Obama Ushers in 'new Age'" with Kevin Bacon. Two degrees of separation.
OK, but that vid could be challenged on the "mandatory slurp" rule. In fairness, there wasn't a lot of slobbering and drooling for The Chosen One in the preceding vid. We'll try to link Olbermann in a series of slobbering, drooling vids but in the meantime, let's link Oprah to Kevin Bacon. Here the slurp factor is not an issue. You might want to turn the volume down a notch or two.
Oprah Winfrey was in 2tellthenews' "Oprah Lies to her audience,obama,Tricks or Treat,Spike Lee" with Spike Lee. And....
Spike Lee appears in the Associated Press's cheesy propaganda vid, "Obama Ushers in 'new Age'" with Kevin Bacon.
Praise Obama on YouTube version of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Hours and hours of amusement! Fun for the whole family!
What I am proposing is that we update the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game. Let's face it, the movie version ran its course. Let's do the Praise Obama on YouTube version of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
We'll start with an easy one. Say you are challenged to link Spike Lee to Kevin Bacon. Spike Lee appears in the Associated Press's cheesy propaganda vid, "Obama Ushers in 'new Age'" with Kevin Bacon. Easy and fun.
But let's do one that's a bit more challenging. Keith Olbermann. Ahem. Ok. Keith Olbermann was with Spike Lee in MarzuqVision's "U.S. Government A Puppet Of Big Oil" and Spike Lee appears in the Associated Press's cheesy propaganda vid, "Obama Ushers in 'new Age'" with Kevin Bacon. Two degrees of separation.
OK, but that vid could be challenged on the "mandatory slurp" rule. In fairness, there wasn't a lot of slobbering and drooling for The Chosen One in the preceding vid. We'll try to link Olbermann in a series of slobbering, drooling vids but in the meantime, let's link Oprah to Kevin Bacon. Here the slurp factor is not an issue. You might want to turn the volume down a notch or two.
Oprah Winfrey was in 2tellthenews' "Oprah Lies to her audience,obama,Tricks or Treat,Spike Lee" with Spike Lee. And....
Spike Lee appears in the Associated Press's cheesy propaganda vid, "Obama Ushers in 'new Age'" with Kevin Bacon.
Praise Obama on YouTube version of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Hours and hours of amusement! Fun for the whole family!
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Sellebrity Saturday: The Beautiful People Salute The Beautifulist of People
Give me your phony-ass huddled masses of has-been posers longing to be noticed.
O DEAF, WHERE IS THY STING?
O DEAF, WHERE IS THY STING?
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Sellebrity Saturday: Clooney Slobbers Over Obama
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CLOONEY SAYS IT, I BELIEVE IT, THAT SETTLES IT
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CLOONEY SAYS IT, I BELIEVE IT, THAT SETTLES IT
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Saturday, September 18, 2010
Sunday Worship or Sellebrity Saturday?
Some religions consider Saturday the Sabbath so I am splitting the difference.
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I AM BETTER THAN YOU AND I SUPPORT OBAMA
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I AM BETTER THAN YOU AND I SUPPORT OBAMA
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