If a large number of men act like men for a change the fight could be won rather quickly but failing to attract a large portion of the student base they could begin by setting up an off campus web site that would:
- Demand the school bestow a baccalaureate degree on Bill Cosby.
- Market Teresa Sullivan approved knee pads.
- Demand the banning of the sale of Rolling Stone Magazine on campus.
- As the Charlottesville Police Dept has decided to put its dog in the fight by announcing an investigation, the movement should announce an investigation of the Charlottesville Police Dept. All police departments have high divorce rates and most divorce proceeding are public records. Talk to their ex-wives. Ex-es say the damnedest things. Publish salacious details online.
- Raise enough money to conduct a similar investigations of Rolling Stone. Probe into every employee's personal life for embarrassing incidents.
- Demand the University establish a false rape allegation crisis line.
- Demand the University establish a Male Studies Department for Normal People.
- Establish a Mike Nifong Award to be bestowed on gullible faculty and administrators.
2 comments:
I love your recommendations. If they are going to bestow a degree on Bill Cosby they ought to find something to name after Ted Kennedy, or his nephew, Will, who is now a nice doctor.
How about Carlos Danger School of Communications? A Robert Filner School of Public Relations? And of course, they find something to name in honor of our forty second president.
They might just require the frat boys to contribute to the Democratic Party and see if that clears up the problem once and for all.
If you think about it you could set up a web site for pocket change and really make a nuisance of yourself and you could get those online court record/ credit checks for under $10.
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