Monday, December 8, 2014

Where the Boys Are - UVA

If, God forbid, I were a student on UVA campus they would learn what sexism is real quickly. As long as men act like boys they can expect to be treated  as props in perverse morality plays. They have ceded far too much to the politically correct, publicly funded radical agenda of the left. They should use the current uproar as a teachable moment, something that seems to be so dear to the hearts of the left, to illustrate what true sexism looks like. With only a few participants and a minimum of cash they could begin by demanding that the resignation of UVA President Teresa Sullivan. The Republicans hold a sizable majority in the Virginia House of Delegates so they would have some leverage. The could also contact the alumnus and ask that they withhold any donations until Sullivan leaves.
If a large number of men act like men for a change the fight could be won rather quickly but failing to attract a large portion of the student base they could begin by setting up an off campus web site that would:
  • Demand the school bestow a baccalaureate degree on Bill Cosby.
  • Market Teresa Sullivan approved knee pads.
  • Demand the banning of the sale of Rolling Stone Magazine on campus.
  • As the Charlottesville Police Dept has decided to put its dog in the fight by announcing an investigation, the movement should announce an investigation of the Charlottesville Police Dept. All police departments have high divorce rates and most divorce proceeding are public records. Talk to their ex-wives. Ex-es say the damnedest things. Publish salacious details online.
  • Raise enough money to conduct a similar investigations of Rolling Stone. Probe into every employee's personal life for embarrassing incidents.
  • Demand the University establish a false rape allegation crisis line.
  • Demand the University establish a Male Studies Department for Normal People.
  • Establish a Mike Nifong Award to be bestowed on gullible faculty and administrators.
If the men of UVA continue to ac like boys they deserve everything they get.

2 comments:

BOSurvivor said...

I love your recommendations. If they are going to bestow a degree on Bill Cosby they ought to find something to name after Ted Kennedy, or his nephew, Will, who is now a nice doctor.

How about Carlos Danger School of Communications? A Robert Filner School of Public Relations? And of course, they find something to name in honor of our forty second president.

They might just require the frat boys to contribute to the Democratic Party and see if that clears up the problem once and for all.

Hoosierman said...

If you think about it you could set up a web site for pocket change and really make a nuisance of yourself and you could get those online court record/ credit checks for under $10.