Friday, May 1, 2009

Best Performance by a Smug Cocksucker

Hey Matt. If you tried really hard could you play the part of an arrogant twit?
I know it's against type but could you play a pseudointellectual know-it-all who surrounds himself with ass kissers to remind him how brilliant he happens to be?
I know it's a stretch, kid, but is there any way we could get you to affect a tone of superiority? Can't you just pretend to like yourself? Maybe just a little bit? Work at it, kid. You'll get there.

VOTE FOR PALIN? SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AN AGENT!

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