Special thanks to everyone at K Street who contributed to this proposal.
1. Expand the Patriot Act and close any unforeseen loopholes.
2. Plant US boots on the ground in Syria to assist moderate rebels in overthrowing the Assad Regime.
3. Continue to support NATO while demanding nothing of other members.
4. Plant US boots on the ground in Libya (if not Libya, Yemen. If not Yemen, one of them other places.)
5. Plant US boots on the ground in Ukraine.
6. Expand home ownership and mortgage payments to people who can't even pay a monthly cable bill.
7. Appoint Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.
8. Acknowledge that illegal immigration is an act of love.
9. Increase federal spending because according to Cheney et al, deficits don't matter.
10. Affect a constant tone of moral superiority.
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