Mooseman Monday

Sent to me 6/21/2008. I fell behind in my email.

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia,formerly known as California .

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No
other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive
year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States .

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for
4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.


I Love This Country!
It's The Government That Scares Me !

Sent to me August 12 of this year.

Subject: Fw: [Entitlement my ass... what the hell is wrong???(WxF)]
Date: Fri, 12 Aug 2011 10:55:42 -0500









Remember,

not only did you contribute to Social Security but your employer did too. It

totaled 15% of your income before taxes. If you averaged only $30K over your

working life, that's close to $220,500. If you calculate the future value of

$4,500 per year (yours & your employer's contribution) at a simple 5% (less

than what the govt. pays on the money that it borrows), after 49 years of

working (that was me) you'd have $892,919.98. If you took out only 3% per year,

you'd receive $26,787.60 per year and it would last better than 30 years (until

you're 95 if you retire at age 65) and that's with no interest paid on that

final amount on deposit! If you bought an annuity and it paid 4% per year,

you'd have a lifetime income of $2,976.40 per month. The folks in

Washington have pulled off a bigger Ponzi scheme than Bernie Madhoff ever

had.

Entitlement my ass, I paid cash for my social

security insurance!!!! Just because they borrowed the money, doesn't make

my benefits some kind of charity or handout!! Congressional benefits, aka.

free healthcare, outrageous retirement packages, 67 paid holidays,

three weeks paid vacation, unlimited paid sick days, now that's welfare,

and they have the nerve to call my social security retirement

entitlements?

We're "broke" and can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless

etc.!

In the

last months we have provided aid to Haiti , Chile , and Turkey . And now

Pakistan......home of bin Laden. Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!!!

Our

retired seniors living on a 'fixed income' receive no aid nor do they get any

breaks while our government and religious organizations pour Hundreds of

Billions of $$$$$$'s and Tons of Food to Foreign Countries!


They call

Social Security and Medicare an entitlement even though most of us have been

paying for it all our working lives and now when its time for us to collect, the

government is running out of money. Why did the government borrow from it in the

first place?

Imagine if

the *GOVERNMENT* gave 'US' the same support they give to other countries.

Sad isn't

it?

99% of

people won't have the guts to forward this.

I'm one of

the 1% -- I Just Did

Sent to me April 17 of this year.


Subject: When Your Friends Vote Democrat But Can't Explain Why




As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name, America gave him the White House based on the same credentials."
- - Newt Gingrich

When Your Friends Vote Democrat But Can't Explain Why,.... please provide this list of reasons from the "TOP 12"........ particularly # 12!


1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few weeks to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

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