Why Obama Will Not Be Re-Elected (To Any Office Ever Again.)

1. You can't kill Bin Laden twice.

2. Food prices.

3. Gas prices.

4. Stock market uncertainty. A palpable malaise.

5. Commodity prices.

6. Voter remorse.

7. The GOP will have a stronger candidate than John McCain this time around.

8. For the first time in his life, Barack Obama will have a record to defend. Good luck, Barry.

9. Unemployment rate.

10. Housing market malaise.

11. October surprises. Ever see a baseball game where three players assemble and then let a pop fly hit the ground? $25 million in talent lets a lazy pop up hit the ground. It happens. But you can't plan on it happening this time around.

12. The electoral college. Obama can win the popular vote and lose the electoral college. The polls conveniently skip the stormy forecast for SS Hope And Change.

13. The 2010 elections. Some states are now requiring photo ID to vote.

14. The fleeing of the trendy voter. The Obama fad is fading fast. Obama worship is alive and well amongst the rich and famous but it's no longer cool to profess one's undying love for a stuffed suit.

15. Voter fraud is coming under closer scrutiny.

16. Soros et al might see the handwriting on the wall and ask Barry to pull the chord on his golden parachute. It might be easier to invent a new Barry than to prop up the old one.

17. CBS, NBC, ABC have lost viewers since 2008.

18. Obamacare. This could move up the list but it will probably be overturned by Supreme Court and forgotten by election time.

19. Curleycue light bulbs. There will be an effort to repeal this mandate and I doubt if the prez does the right thing.

20. Cash for Clunkers.

21. General Motors (No I am Not repeating myself.)

22. The Gulf drilling moratorium.

23. A lot of illegal aliens/voters have gone home because of our awful economy. This is not a snide remark. This is a sad, sad fact.

24. Overspent European countries will once again surface in the news and offer us grim reminders of America's fate should we stay the course.

25. Oprah has left the building.

This is a shortened version of what could be a long list. The 2010 elections could yield a dozen subtopics. So too, the October surprises. As the list grows, we will update them.