Saturday, March 3, 2018

The Obama Portraits Without Irony, Sarcasm Or Snide Remarks. Part 1: Michelle

Time has passed and we can now assess the Obama portraits with some equanimity.

The portraits need to be talked about separately. They can be summarized succinctly.

1. Michelle Obama's portrait was painted by a not very good artist.

2. President Obama's portrait was created (he farmed out most of the actual work) by someone who deliberately turned the event into a farce. There is no other reasonable conclusion.

First, let us examine the FLOTUS portrait.


We Philistines might need a Professor Highbrow to inform us when the symphony has reached a pinnacle in its celebration of Schubert's essence, but even the cheap seats know when the orchestra is playing out of tune. And now, the barons of the balcony turn their eyes to Amy Sherald.

For starters, Amy Sherald's depiction of Michelle Obama only vaguely resembles Michelle Obama. Had this work not been publicly unveiled and it was shown to a focus group, how many would have correctly identified the subject? I suspect some white people might think it was Michelle Obama but would offer another answer for fear of an indictment of "they all look alike." 

 Art is detail. Detail is art. Even the Monets and Hoppers knew this to be true. Another story for another time. The details of this velvet art are unkind.

Let us skip over the wet noodle left arm, the ASL "turkey" sign, the cadaver skin and manikin face. Is this woman wearing a parachute or a circus tent? Regardless of the artist's stated purpose, the star of the show is the jumbo-sized garment. 

While we can dismiss the work using traditional artistic standards, it would work nicely as commercial art in which the product overshadows the dull, understated everywoman (or manikin.) The problem is that this was supposed to be all about Michelle Obama. If the artist cut a deal with the other Michelle--Michelle Smith, the dress designer in question--then it all makes sense. Maybe it's not bad art, it's cryptic commercial art.

I have no animus for Michelle Obama. This blog leaves the families out of it unless they barge into the discussion. Fewer than one  percent of the posts mention the former first lady. I think she was either snookered by the artist or simply given terrible advice. Either way, she deserves a mulligan. 

Can we get a real artist at GoFundMe?


Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Rest In Peace, Billy Graham

Once more, I am cautious about turning the blog into an obituary page but of course this does come back to politics.

I can't say that I am devastated at Graham's passing. He almost hit the century mark. He dined with presidents and kings. He lived the life he wanted to live. Don't know of any scandal that followed this man. Billy Graham was a good Christian.

So of course, sicko Lefties celebrate Graham's death. Yes, it is part of the human condition to hate but let us remind ourselves that not all haters are created equal. Should we host a Hate Olympics be forewarned that The Sinisteria will walk away with the gold, silver and bronze in every event.

Pacific Pundit has compiled a few Twitter bon mots.

Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
It's on my bucket list to shit on Trumps grave. I think I will add Graham's name.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Now this kind of thing makes America great again.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Naw, Graham is a paid government actor who is now living in a tropical island. 😜
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Jesus gets the whole father and son thing but Billy will be working overtime to keep Franklin out of
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
I'm glad he lived to see his son carry on his proud legacy of toadying to crooked, amoral right wing bigots in Jesus' name.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
My father used to watch his ‘Crusades’
I always thought he was full of shit
Billy
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Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.
And the" GATES OF HELL" immediately opened up for him
Reverend Billy Graham passed away on Wednesday morning at 8:00am at his home in Montreat, North Carolina. Graham passed away of natural causes, according to Graham spokesman Jeremy Blume.

The big news today is that Billy Graham was still alive this whole time. Anyway, have fun in hell, bitch.