Thanks Moose.
Here’s the real Donald Trump “Contract With America”…
1. Make America Great Again. You’re gonna love it.
2. We’re gonna build a wall—a great big beautiful wall—and Mexico is gonna pay for it.
3. Kick out illegal immigrants, but let them come in the right way.
4. Rebuild our military.
5. Take care of our veterans.
6. We’re gonna get rid of Obama Care—and replace it with something better.
7. Support the Second Amendment.
8. Temporarily ban Muslims from entering our country.
9. Renegotiate trade agreements with China (among others).
10. We are going to start winning. We will win so much, you might start getting tired of it. You’re gonna love it...
I, for one, AM going to most definitely LOVE IT!!!!...
Thursday, April 14, 2016
New Contract With America: The J. Boner Proposal
Thank you J. Boner for your contribution.
1. Congress will institute mandatory earmarks for all future legislation.
2. Congress will deny chairmanship to any legislator who publicly advocates a position of fiscal responsibility.
3. The GOP will use the full force of its political and financial capital to purge from its ranks legislators who identify with or are supported by the Tea Party movement.
4. Congress shall fund green fees for any civil servant who once served the public in the capacity of Speaker of the House.
5. Congress shall subsidize the purchase of foreign and domestic spirits for any civil servant who once served the public in the capacity of Speaker of the House.
6. Congress shall fund tanning salon fees for any civil servant who once served the public in the capacity of Speaker of the House.
7. Congress shall fund a monument that appropriately pays homage to the manhood of our 44th president.
8. Congress shall fund a monument that appropriately pays homage to the taut butt cheeks of our 44th president.
9. Congress shall fund a monument that appropriately pays homage to the soft skin of our 44th president.
10. Congress shall fund a monument that appropriately pays homage to the sweet fragrance of our 44th president.
1. Congress will institute mandatory earmarks for all future legislation.
2. Congress will deny chairmanship to any legislator who publicly advocates a position of fiscal responsibility.
3. The GOP will use the full force of its political and financial capital to purge from its ranks legislators who identify with or are supported by the Tea Party movement.
4. Congress shall fund green fees for any civil servant who once served the public in the capacity of Speaker of the House.
5. Congress shall subsidize the purchase of foreign and domestic spirits for any civil servant who once served the public in the capacity of Speaker of the House.
6. Congress shall fund tanning salon fees for any civil servant who once served the public in the capacity of Speaker of the House.
7. Congress shall fund a monument that appropriately pays homage to the manhood of our 44th president.
8. Congress shall fund a monument that appropriately pays homage to the taut butt cheeks of our 44th president.
9. Congress shall fund a monument that appropriately pays homage to the soft skin of our 44th president.
10. Congress shall fund a monument that appropriately pays homage to the sweet fragrance of our 44th president.
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
New Contract With America Game: The Twit Cromney Contract
Thanks to Twit for submitting this new Contract With America. He is hoping all Republican candidates sign on.
1. Pledge to destroy any GOP candidate who has a good chance of occupying the White House.
2. Treat the Obama media as fair-minded journalists who will never, ever, under any circumstances twist the truth to favor the Democrat Party.
3. Play nice with Obama and Axelrod and people of that ilk in an effort to be accepted by the Washington establishment.
4. Limit negative attacks to primary campaigns and never employ such tactics in the general election.
5. Agree to a non-aggression pact with Democrats and stick by it even when attacked.
6. Accept money and support from Tea Party groups but ignore them at all costs.
7. Propose an increase in the federal minimum wage that is slightly less than the minimum wage Democrats propose.
8. Propose a deficit that is slightly less than what the Democrats propose.
9. Offer the populace blank stares when asked about Dodd-Frank.
10. Offer half-smiles of resignation and explain the meaning of settled law when asked about repealing the Affordable Care Act.
Thanks again, Twit.
1. Pledge to destroy any GOP candidate who has a good chance of occupying the White House.
2. Treat the Obama media as fair-minded journalists who will never, ever, under any circumstances twist the truth to favor the Democrat Party.
3. Play nice with Obama and Axelrod and people of that ilk in an effort to be accepted by the Washington establishment.
4. Limit negative attacks to primary campaigns and never employ such tactics in the general election.
5. Agree to a non-aggression pact with Democrats and stick by it even when attacked.
6. Accept money and support from Tea Party groups but ignore them at all costs.
7. Propose an increase in the federal minimum wage that is slightly less than the minimum wage Democrats propose.
8. Propose a deficit that is slightly less than what the Democrats propose.
9. Offer the populace blank stares when asked about Dodd-Frank.
10. Offer half-smiles of resignation and explain the meaning of settled law when asked about repealing the Affordable Care Act.
Thanks again, Twit.
New Contract With America Game:The Reluctant Trumpster Template.
1. Construct a set of walls along the southern border. (Anyone who thinks a single wall will seal the border has never seen a map.)
2. Eliminate sanctuary cities.
3. Stop the flow of mass immigration until a system is in place to vet immigrants.
4. Levy a 28% tax on wire transfers to foreign lands.
5. Pass federal legislation criminalizing state, county and municipal employees who knowingly provide non-emergency aid to illegal aliens.
6. Require a "mandated reporter" status for all federal employees to report illegal aliens and to also report government employees who facilitate illegal aliens receiving government benefits and voting by illegal immigrants.
7. Reduce corporate tax rates to 15 per cent.
8. Fund a presidential commission to study the economic impact of NAFTA.
9. Repeal the Affordable Care Act.
10. Formally declare war on the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria.
2. Eliminate sanctuary cities.
3. Stop the flow of mass immigration until a system is in place to vet immigrants.
4. Levy a 28% tax on wire transfers to foreign lands.
5. Pass federal legislation criminalizing state, county and municipal employees who knowingly provide non-emergency aid to illegal aliens.
6. Require a "mandated reporter" status for all federal employees to report illegal aliens and to also report government employees who facilitate illegal aliens receiving government benefits and voting by illegal immigrants.
7. Reduce corporate tax rates to 15 per cent.
8. Fund a presidential commission to study the economic impact of NAFTA.
9. Repeal the Affordable Care Act.
10. Formally declare war on the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria.
Tuesday, April 12, 2016
New Contract With America Game
We have witnessed the power of a concise, positive message. With all the infighting in the GOP it might be time promote a unifying template. We are turning it into a parlor game.
You can submit a contract yourself or you can edit an existing contract. All proposed contracts have two simple rules.
1. They can have no ore than 10 proposals. If you want to substitute a proposal with a different proposal you may do so but you have to remove an existing one.
2. Each proposal can be no longer than three sentences.
We have a few submitted templates. Please feel free to modify them or submit your own.
The Generic GOP Contract:
1. Repeal The Affordable Care Act.
2. Repeal Dodd-Frank.
3. Institute civil and criminal penalties for knowingly providing non-emergency government assistance to illegal aliens. In other words, if a welfare worker provides food stamps to someone he knows is here illegally, he would be subject to prosecution and job loss. The state or municipality would also be fined.
4. Commit the full force of US resources to exterminating ISIS.
5. Reduce corporate taxes to a competitive level (15% 0%).
6. Defund Planned Parenthood.
7. Drill and pump and pipe oil from ANWR.
8. Build the Keystone Pipeline.
9. Pass Federal legislation to mandate state-issued ID for all voters.
10. Increase penalties for voter fraud and multi-state voting.
That's 10. More templates to follow.
You can submit a contract yourself or you can edit an existing contract. All proposed contracts have two simple rules.
1. They can have no ore than 10 proposals. If you want to substitute a proposal with a different proposal you may do so but you have to remove an existing one.
2. Each proposal can be no longer than three sentences.
We have a few submitted templates. Please feel free to modify them or submit your own.
The Generic GOP Contract:
1. Repeal The Affordable Care Act.
2. Repeal Dodd-Frank.
3. Institute civil and criminal penalties for knowingly providing non-emergency government assistance to illegal aliens. In other words, if a welfare worker provides food stamps to someone he knows is here illegally, he would be subject to prosecution and job loss. The state or municipality would also be fined.
4. Commit the full force of US resources to exterminating ISIS.
5. Reduce corporate taxes to a competitive level (15% 0%).
6. Defund Planned Parenthood.
7. Drill and pump and pipe oil from ANWR.
8. Build the Keystone Pipeline.
9. Pass Federal legislation to mandate state-issued ID for all voters.
10. Increase penalties for voter fraud and multi-state voting.
That's 10. More templates to follow.
Saturday, April 9, 2016
Way Off Topic: The Brilliant Derren Brown
Maybe this is not as off-topic as it might appear.
Maybe someday an Axelrod or a Plouffe will explain how they duped most of the world.
Maybe they will tell us how they sold a silly ass community organizer as, get this, presidential material.
Maybe they will tell us how they got the rubes to believe that Barry Soetoro is metaphysically superior to the rest of humanity.
Maybe they will tell us how they got otherwise rational people to blindly support a man they know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about.
Until that day comes, we have Derren Brown to school us in the art of deception.
How does a chess player whose game is "shit" hold his own against 9 excellent players including masters and grandmasters? He cleverly gets them to play against each other.
BRILLIANT
BROWN PAYS HIS TAB WITH BLANK PAPER
BROWN TEACHES HIS STUDENT HOW TO CASH LOSING TICKETS
Maybe someday an Axelrod or a Plouffe will explain how they duped most of the world.
Maybe they will tell us how they sold a silly ass community organizer as, get this, presidential material.
Maybe they will tell us how they got the rubes to believe that Barry Soetoro is metaphysically superior to the rest of humanity.
Maybe they will tell us how they got otherwise rational people to blindly support a man they know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about.
Until that day comes, we have Derren Brown to school us in the art of deception.
How does a chess player whose game is "shit" hold his own against 9 excellent players including masters and grandmasters? He cleverly gets them to play against each other.
BRILLIANT
BROWN PAYS HIS TAB WITH BLANK PAPER
BROWN TEACHES HIS STUDENT HOW TO CASH LOSING TICKETS
Friday, April 8, 2016
Bill Clinton's Continued Praise For Barack Obama
I WOULD TRADE 10 YEARS OF A BILL CLINTON PRESIDENCY TO ONE YEAR OF AN OBAMA ADMINISTRATION
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