Wednesday, April 13, 2016

New Contract With America Game:The Reluctant Trumpster Template.

1. Construct a set of walls along the southern border. (Anyone who thinks a single wall will seal the border has never seen a map.)

2. Eliminate sanctuary cities.

3. Stop the flow of mass immigration until a system is in place to vet immigrants.

4. Levy a 28% tax on wire transfers to foreign lands.

5. Pass federal legislation criminalizing state, county and municipal employees who knowingly provide non-emergency aid to illegal aliens.

6. Require a "mandated reporter" status for all federal employees to report illegal aliens and to also report government employees who facilitate illegal aliens receiving government benefits and voting by illegal immigrants.

7. Reduce corporate tax rates to 15 per cent.

8. Fund a presidential commission to study the economic impact of NAFTA.

9. Repeal the Affordable Care Act.

10. Formally declare war on the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria.

1 comment:

Moose said...

Here’s the real Donald Trump “Contract With America”…

1. Make America Great Again. You’re gonna love it.
2. We’re gonna build a wall—a great big beautiful wall—and Mexico is gonna pay for it.
3. Kick out illegal immigrants, but let them come in the right way.
4. Rebuild our military.
5. Take care of our veterans.
6. We’re gonna get rid of Obama Care—and replace it with something better.
7. Support the Second Amendment.
8. Temporarily ban Muslims from entering our country.
9. Renegotiate trade agreements with China (among others).
10. We are going to start winning. We will win so much, you might start getting tired of it. You’re gonna love it...

I, for one, AM going to most definitely LOVE IT!!!!...