Saturday, May 31, 2014

Bye Bye Jay

The sudden Friday resignation of Jay Carney, a resignation that would arrive almost in step with Secretary Shinseki's bon voyage, is a bit of a puzzler. Why now? Why so abruptly?

Say what you may about the sleaziest, most corrupt, most dishonest, most illegal, most abusive administration in US history, they have successfully clamped an airtight lid on secrets. In fairness, the commitment to omerta might have less to do with staff loyalty than to media loyalty. If there is no Gray Lady who wants to accommodate a latter day Daniel Ellsberg, then why bother with the photocopier?

There is a long tradition of administrative hacks jumping ship to write tell alls. Scott McClellan made a fortune with "What Happened." Jay Carney could earn a king's ransom should he care to adopt a policy of truth. "Set for life" has an undeniable appeal that might corrupt even the loyalest of loyalists. Lackeys also have dreams and aspirations.

Reading between the lines, the sudden departure and the staged stage hug from the commander-in-chief suggest some tension. If Carney finds his way to Easy Street, how many Waylon Smithers will follow suit? When all the king's horses and all the king's men find themselves with competent publishing agents, they might not want to put Humpty Dumpty back on the wall.

Mr. Carney, I am not so certain the truth will set anyone free, but I am certain it will make you a wealthy man. Here's to cashing in.


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