The editorial staff took a few days off to visit the world's largest casino. We tried to outsource the content in our absence but let's face it: no one does editorials like Americans. We had to kill headlines like "Obama Laugh Talk" and "Hair to the Chief" and "Peace Cargo for Obama." To someone who can remember when corkscrews did not break and steak knives did not rust, the offshore content just did not warm the heart.
So, we seem to be back in the groove. "No Eat Bo Dog" will not be our headlines anytime soon.