Thursday, July 27, 2017

What Is So Damn Precious About Jeff Sessions?

Whenever you hear about a public official's unending integrity, alarms should be sounded. Thirteen months ago, even the Jeanine Pirros would praise crooked cop James Comey at the very mention of his name. We kept hearing about his integrity, as well as other heaps of adulation that would prove to be bogus.

Oh, did you know that Robert Mueller is also a man of unending integrity? Did I mention that he has integrity? I did not mean to insult you sir, by understating your integrity. You are the embodiment of integrity. The very essence of integrity. I bet if we did a patent search we would find that you invented integrity, Mr. Supreme Director. Let us not be distracted by your unfettered efforts to overthrow a duly elected president in the course of investigating a crime that has never been defined as you choose not to recuse yourself due to your personal and professional relationship with a party who is at the nexus of a multitude of scandals including the promotion of false information involving Russia--promoted to aid and abet a corrupt Obama Administration that is desperate to avoid any criminal investigation as well as  to aid and abet an organized criminal espionage cartel headed by Hillary Clinton--as well as loading up your investigative team with Clinton donors, oh, and yes, did I forget to mention your supreme integrity? I propose a constitutional amendment to recognize the word "mueller" as the official English language synonym for the word "integrity."

Which brings us to Jeff Sessions. To Rush Limbaugh, Tucker Carlson, Fox News, Weekly Standard, et al, this peasant opens the discussion with the requisite praise.

Jeff Sessions is a man of unending integrity. Jeff Sessions is a man of unending integrity.
Jeff Sessions is a man of unending integrity. Jeff Sessions is a man of unending integrity.
Jeff Sessions is a man of unending integrity. Jeff Sessions is a man of unending integrity.
Jeff Sessions is a man of unending integrity. Jeff Sessions is a man of unending integrity.
Jeff Sessions is a man of unending integrity. Jeff Sessions is a man of unending integrity.

Is that enough ass kissing for you? Can we now proceed with an honest discussion about Fredo? Can we send him out to Vegas to work with that Mo Greene fella? A nice easy gig that he cannot possibly screw up and where he would no longer have the opportunity to embarrass the family.

Is the problem that Sessions is weak and cowardly or is it worse than that? It could be that the swamp rat with a halo is just one more swamp rat whose first duty is to protect his beloved swamp creatures. Didn't Jason Chaffetz say that Sessions was stonewalling a Clinton investigation? Swamp uber alles?

At any rate, The Human Ballast has set a new standard for inertia. Except for needlessly recusing himself from two giant responsibilities--matters related to Hillary Clinton and to Russia--Out Of Session Sessions can be only be discussed for what he has not done.

1. Sessions has not stopped the illegal leaks of confidential information by high ranking officials. Sessions has done a counter-link on this issue, telling us that he will make an announcement sometime this week. I suspect he is reeling in a minnow as we speak.

2. Sessions has not brought any of the Obama Administration's domestic spies to justice.

3. Sessions has not brought Lois Lerner, the cartel of rogue, lone wolf IRS agents or the conspirators who illegally destroyed protected data to justice.

4. Sessions has not brought any of the other Obama Administration weaponized bureaucrats to justice.

5. Sessions has not brought any caught on video perjures such as James Clapper and Hillary Clinton to justice.

6. Dinesh D'Souza was sent to prison for an illegal election funding scheme. Several Democrats, including an entire Boston law firm, has been caught running an identical scheme. Nada from Out of Session.

7. Profect Veritas uncovered widespread voter fraud. No follow up from Out Of Session.

8. The infamous Jill Stein recount uncovered voter irregularites in Wayne County, Michigan. For that matter, voter fraud is pandemic. Yes, there is a presidential commission looking into this matter but in the meantime, there is some low-hanging fruit that could be plucked. Hello Fredo.

The Obama Administration was easily the most corrupt in US history. Easily. Is Loretta Lynch being investigated? James Comey? Huma Abedin and her many ties to the Muslim Brotherhood?
We could go on and on and on. The honeymoon is over. We don't need a swamp rat with a halo. We need an attorney general.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

FreedomWorks Serves Up Quotes From GOP Benedicts Arnold

Here are quotes from a few of these Senate Republicans who have heavily criticized ObamaCare and today voted to keep ObamaCare as the law of the land.
Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.): “The wisest course is to repeal Obamacare and replace it step by step with solutions that lower health care costs.”
Sen. Shelley Moore Capito (R-W.Va.): “I have consistently voted to repeal and replace this disastrous health care law, and I am glad that a repeal bill will finally reach the president’s desk.”
Sen. Dean Heller (R-Nev.): “This DC bureaucrat-driven healthcare system will only result in limited health care choices and higher costs for Nevadans.”
Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska): “This law is not affordable for anyone in Alaska. That is why I will support the bill that repeals the ACA and wipes out its harmful impacts. I can’t watch premiums for Alaskans shoot up by 30 percent or more each year, see businesses artificially constrained, or see the quality of public education decline.”
Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.): “It is clear that any serious attempt to improve our health care system must begin with a full repeal and replacement of Obamacare, and I will continue fighting on behalf of the people of Arizona to achieve it.”
Sen. Rob Portman (R-Ohio): “I'm for repealing this broken law and replacing it with something better that gives patients more choice, decreases costs and increases access to quality, affordable care.”