Wednesday, April 13, 2016

New Contract With America Game: The Twit Cromney Contract

Thanks to Twit for submitting this new Contract With America. He is hoping all Republican candidates sign on.

1. Pledge to destroy any GOP candidate who has a good chance of occupying the White House.

2. Treat the Obama media as fair-minded journalists who will never, ever, under any circumstances twist the truth to favor the Democrat Party.

3. Play nice with Obama and Axelrod and people of that ilk in an effort to be accepted by the Washington establishment.

4. Limit negative attacks to primary campaigns and never employ such tactics in the general election.

5. Agree to a non-aggression pact with Democrats and stick by it even when attacked.

6. Accept money and support from Tea Party groups but ignore them at all costs.

7. Propose an increase in the federal minimum wage that is slightly less than the minimum wage Democrats propose.

8. Propose a deficit that is slightly less than what the Democrats propose.

9. Offer the populace blank stares when asked about Dodd-Frank.

10. Offer half-smiles of resignation and explain the meaning of settled law when asked about repealing the Affordable Care Act.

Thanks again, Twit.

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