The perils of finger wagging

As one who has had trouble keeping his digits attached I can sympathize with Canseco but my last severed and reattached finger has been with me for over 25 years.

My finger should have been amputated from the beginning. It was very loose with no bone to connect it.it was also smelling really bad.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 14, 2014

Ok well I might as well tell you .I was playing in a poker tournament last night and my finger fell off .someone took a video of it.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 14, 2014

The ultra cerebral Canseco
shot his finger off while cleaning his gun.