Friday, August 16, 2013

Update: President Is Recovering From Vicious Rodeo Clown Attack

Our courageous president has undergone intensive golf therapy to alleviate the massive suffering inflicted by a masked rodeo clown. It was announced earlier today that the massive wounds inflicted by the masked clown were no longer believed to be life-threatening. Not taking any chances with the profile in courage's recovery, a stellar medical team airlifted the president's dog to Martha's Vineyard on an MV-22 Osprey. Rumors have swirled that former presidential consultant Buddy Love would be airlifted to Martha's Vineyard for a marathon round of spades.

Meanwhile, the masked rodeo clown has escaped justice. "How many more, Mr. Speaker? Hpw many more?"

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