Thursday, August 4, 2011

The Dow Drops 512 Points On Obama's Birthday: How Apropos!

1. Blame Bush.

2. Blame The Tea Party.

3. Remind the Faithful that change might not materialize until 2097.

4. Jump on Air Force 1 to hop from city to city to denounc ecorporate jets.

5. Blame Bush.

6. Blame Speculators.

7. Order The Justice Department To investigate speculators.

8. Look For Shovel Ready Jobs.

9. Bash millionaires and billionaires.

10. Balance the budget by forcing Geithner to pony up on his back taxes.

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