Saturday, July 31, 2010

Sellebrity Saturday: Why Celebrities and News People Will Never Admit They Are Wrong About Obama.

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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Reid, Pelosi and Obama Soak Fat Cat Amputees!

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Are you sick of amputees getting a free ride? They get the plum parking spots. They obstruct checkout lines in grocery stores. They get the good seats at the theater.

If you have heard enough IED sob stories or tales of woe from fools who cannot even manage their own insulin--something the rest of us can do in our sleep--then there is a political party just for you. Yes, there is political party premised on compassion and economic justice. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Democratic Party. The Democrats are finally going to make the more fortunate pay their fair share.

Under the magnum opus of compassion that will forever be known as Obamacare, the paragons of privelege will be assessed a two per cent tax of their fancy new limbs. I know two per cent is a pittance but it can grow. It can grow, fellow progressives! Social justice will prevail!

Why did our leaders decide on 2 per cent? For now, that is all the pillars of compassion can squeeze from these latter day robber barons. And remember that 2 per cent is precisely the sum that ever-deserving Service Employees International Union extracts from each of its members' paychecks. As the benevolent SEIU expands its share of government employee/government vendor market base, our leaders will continue to search and seek new revenue streams for the implementation of economic justice.

Remember the words of our most charitable leader, Speaker Pelosi: "We have to pass the health care bill so we can find out what's in it." To paraphrase Meatloaf, "Who knew there was a Coupe De Ville hiding in the bottom of a Cracker Jack box?"

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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Wildcard Wednesday: A Word From The Opposition

PJ O"Rourke said that Communism ultimately failed because it was too boring. This comrade has not yet demolished that notion.

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Pamela Gellar: One Tough Broad (And Smart Too)

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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Sunday Worship: The One True Religion Spreads North of The Border


A Modest Proposal: Ask The President to End Hate Speech

Mr. President:

English has constraints. There are only so many liberties one can take with the queen's language. For instance, the word racism has specific definitions.

This is's definition of racism.

1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
2. a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3. hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

This is Merriam-Webster's definition of racism.

1 : a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race
2 : racial prejudice or discrimination

We could pile on but you get the point. Racism is a word that has already been defined. Racism is not the act of disagreeing with Barack Obama. Racism is not the act of opposing the Obama Agenda. Racism is not the act of criticizing Barack Obama. Racism is not the act of ridiculing Barack Obama.

To display President Obama alongside images of Hitler and Mao might be in bad taste. It might be mean spirited. It might be a criticism too harsh. But by definition, it is not racism.

It is time the president started acting presidential. Mr. President, for too long you have allowed (or possibly instructed) your media proxies to counter every criticism, gentle or crude, large or small, with allegations of racism. We respectfully ask you to curb the hate speech of your minions.

You have a lot of influence with the news media, Mr. President. None of us have ever seen a person who so commanded their reverence and loyalty as have you, sir. From your bully pulpit you set the tenor and tone of public discourse. We implore you to ask the media fixtures who have been so faithful to you to cease and desist in their hate speech.

In summary, we ask that you make a public plea to denounce bogus charges of racism and to label those bogus charges exactly what they are: hate speech. You sir, can restore civil discourse to our great country. Nothing short of the unity of our country is at stake sir. Please Mr. President, do the right thing.


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