Thursday, July 29, 2010

Reid, Pelosi and Obama Soak Fat Cat Amputees!

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Are you sick of amputees getting a free ride? They get the plum parking spots. They obstruct checkout lines in grocery stores. They get the good seats at the theater.

If you have heard enough IED sob stories or tales of woe from fools who cannot even manage their own insulin--something the rest of us can do in our sleep--then there is a political party just for you. Yes, there is political party premised on compassion and economic justice. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Democratic Party. The Democrats are finally going to make the more fortunate pay their fair share.

Under the magnum opus of compassion that will forever be known as Obamacare, the paragons of privelege will be assessed a two per cent tax of their fancy new limbs. I know two per cent is a pittance but it can grow. It can grow, fellow progressives! Social justice will prevail!

Why did our leaders decide on 2 per cent? For now, that is all the pillars of compassion can squeeze from these latter day robber barons. And remember that 2 per cent is precisely the sum that ever-deserving Service Employees International Union extracts from each of its members' paychecks. As the benevolent SEIU expands its share of government employee/government vendor market base, our leaders will continue to search and seek new revenue streams for the implementation of economic justice.

Remember the words of our most charitable leader, Speaker Pelosi: "We have to pass the health care bill so we can find out what's in it." To paraphrase Meatloaf, "Who knew there was a Coupe De Ville hiding in the bottom of a Cracker Jack box?"

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http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/publications/id.6647/pub_detail.asp

http://www.atr.org/wounded-warriors-face-new-tax-independence-a5175#

http://www.indyeastend.com/Articles-i-2010-07-07-93624.113117_Medical_Device_Tax_Hooray_For_us.html

http://america20xy.com/blog6/2010/03/20/obamacare%E2%80%99s-tax-on-prosthetic-limbs-and-pacemakers/

http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/happy-4th-of-july-democrats-put-20-billion-tax-on-prosthetic-limbs-in-the-health-care-bill/

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